Greetings once again.
It is I, the one who stirred up so much trouble before. The one labeled as a forum troll by none other than the site administrator himself. I can already feel the anger boiling inside you, its a nice energy, and I need more. But, alas, this is not why I came. Arising hate from your kind intellect is not my intension, nor was it in the first place. Nay, my intent is somewhat different this time though. Last time, I hoped that through a little constructive criticism you, as a whole, would realize that you are wasting your time, pretending to care, acting out because of neglect or loneliness.
As epic and legendary as part one was, we must let it die, wither away, succumb to time, the greatest of evils, wouldn't you say?
And so, let us begin the process of part two, a hope that somewhere deep down in those squishy little neuron packets you call brains a glimmer of light will appear, a beacon of the future. For that is what this is all about, nay? The future.
Ohh, yes, the future, quite a frightening concept. Anything can happen. Well just about anything. Not a 2012 doomsday scenario of course, I would be lead to believe, since over 50% of the topics and threads on this forum are filled with the wisdom of true scientists like Billy's mom. Or Bill himself. Ah, Bill. What to say, what to say? Well lets start with a control question.
Bill, are you human?
Many will think this is a silly question, as silly as the world ending, but it needs to be asked. You see, over the time I've spent reading these threads I have accumulated such knowledge of Bill's knowledge that "The world will not end in 2012." (My apologies if those are your own words, I simply felt that if you can quote me on things I have never said, I can do so in rebuttal.)
Which leads me to my next question, assuming you answered 'yes' to the first one:
Have you developed some sort of space/time traversing ship?
See, if Bill really is human, it would logically lead that the only way he can be 100% sure that the world will not end in 2012 is to have witnessed the occasion himself. This is a great time to introduce my third question:
Do you believe 100% that the world will not end in 2012?
I know folks, I know, but it must be asked. Perhaps there is some doubt in Bills mind. Maybe he is only 90% sure, perhaps its 10%. Until you, Bill, clearly state what your belief is, it would be very uncanny of you to go around forcing it on other people. Or so I am told, by Bill.
And finally, my forth question:
With recent events that have taken place since my absence, Oil leak, Iran being pushed by UN, Korea on the brink of war, Glenn Beck touting everyday that the economy will collapse, how safe do you feel in this world of ours, where you are so sure about the future?