Well, I didn't check my mail for a while and when I did I found I had a message from someone by the name TheLordofTruth. I am most curious of these people are taking this too seriously or are drastic roleplayers. You cannot look at this message without a straight face:
"*Walks up to you and gives you a hard look* Why did you ignore agent Rootrock? He is trying to help you in this society preventing the New World Order and you ignore his warnings! *Covers eyes with my hand and shakes my head*"
…Rootrock?
Then I responded saying:
"Oh, so his name was Rootrock? Well, I wish we could have gotten more acquianted before he started spewing his New World Order fiction in my message box and trying to send a "Red Fox" over to my house."
I actually was determined to see what he would say next. Shortly after:
"*Clenches fist and turns head towards the other direction* I will deal with Red Fox later…..
*Unclenches fist and looks at you with a calm face* So you wish to be better acquianted? Well, I am agent Truth, or the Lord of Truth if you will. Rootrock and Red Fox are my pupils though I am sure Red Fox was delayed. *Puts my hand over my chin as if thinking* Tell me, why do you reject our warnings? Are you afraid? Or are you just denying what is inevitable?"
I really couldn't read this without a straight face. What makes it more halarious is the way he describes his actions like he is right there talking to me.
Well, I then said:
"I reject your 'warnings' simply because I do not believe in what you say. I grew tired of Rootrock spewing claims at me so I blocked him. I suppose you will do the same?
Afraid? No. Denial? Deny what? Inevitable what? From what Rootrock told me its I.D. tags and labor camps. I don't see why they would slap an I.D. tag on someone. Extra security maybe? That is how I picture it. Labor camps? I seriously doubt that. It got taken care of in World War II so I don't see the U.S. using them in the same way Hitler did. And that was some 60-odd years ago."
I wasn't sure what I tried here. But I attempted something. Then an hour later I got:
"Rootrock is a bit new but he is experienced. You should listen to him! *Clenches fist* Do not fall for the government propaganda that is thrown into the fray, it is all a trick! *Slams fist into the wall* All of you are the same! You reject and mock our intelligence when we are right and you know it! *Points finger at you* I hope when Red Fox comes you will see the error of your ways…..
The facts are there. They are here, on YouTube, Google, and any other site you can find. They are facts because we have hundreds of agents out there that post these sort of videos. To help people fight this tyranny that will awake soon."
This irritated me for some reason. So then:
"What propaganda? I know what? That you are all insane and will go to extreme means to scare people into being afraid of this New World Order business? And if Red Fox comes to my door he will not get a pleasant answer.
Facts? You mean pictures of the dollar sign or the World Trade Center that can be easily Photoshopped to look like a conspiracy? I think I will stick to what I knew before."
I think this made him angry and then he started to make demands:
"*Clutches head with both hands and walks around* Shut up! You do not listen you biased fool! *Slams both fists into the wall* You will unblock rootrock and apalogize to him and join our cause otherwise you will be left with nothing….."
This actually made me mad… I do not like it when people order me around to fix something I caused that I had a valid reason to do so. So:
"I do not think you are one to order me around. I will NOT unblock Rootrock. I will NOT apalogize to him as I have not done anything to him, it is him who should be apalogizing to me as he spammed my inbox with his nonsense. I will NOT join your cause as it is a useless and uneccesary cause that goes against nothing when you should be tackling the worlds other problems like hunger, poverty, war, and crime. Your 'cause' is useless as it is tackling something that isn't real or going to happen. But I suppose I am wasting my time saying this as you are in my opinion also a 'biased fool' and I hope my family and loved ones never encounter your kind as you all are sick in the head and should be tackling other problems in the world."
I really have no idea where that came from. I really meant to say what I will not do and leave it as that but the stuff following came to mind. Well, his final message was:
"*Looks at you wish a disgusted look and turns around**walks away and begins to sing softly* I am the Lord of Truth. I am the bringer of light…."
As a mock to him I put in:
"*Clicks the block button and rids of you*"
And still no Red Fox. Hmm…
Everything is proceeding as I have forseen. Wait… when did that happen?
