Beautifully done! Of course, I wrote my own version of this refutation of Nibiru, (pronounced Nib BEER ew, btw, as even if it is 100% imaginary, you might as well get a BEER out of it), but my version was judged to be "a mite harsh". I am paraphrasing. It began like this:
"Leaving a trail of slime wherever they go…"
Ah, well. No future Youtube fame for me.
