(I already tried to post this elsewhere on the site, so site owners please forgive a duplicate post as I am not sure i appeared or not)
Doomsday Scenario Multiple Choice:
This site is full of lies… ALL LIES!!!
We're all gonna die on Dec 21st 2010 by a giant meteor hitting us!
No wait..
The Sun's evil twin hitting us!!
No hang on that's not it…
The supermassive black hole at the centre of the galaxy influencing us and tipping us over!
No wait a sec…
An alien invasion because a woman with implanted Zeta Reticulian DNA in her brain said so!!
No it's gotta be…
Crust displacement and they even made a credible and plausible Hollywood film about it "2012" so it must be true!
Or might it be instead…
All of the above???
Who cares…
AAAARGH!!! I'M GONNA DIE….. Laughing if I hear any more of that crap.
I'm waiting for anymore daffy theories cropping up on places like the "History Channel" because after all if it's on there it must be true.
There have been so many prophesies of Doomsday over the last few years it seems plenty of idiots need to pick on something to panic about. I cannot wait until all those jackasses sheepishly emerge from their bunkers on Dec 23rd with nothing having happened with the excuse that "They just got the date wrong it'll happen next year!" Every year the same, always a doomsday date in some cult or other each decade in some year or other, just enough to make people panic, just enough to make them spend money on emergency items, buy places in sheters etc only to find…. "oh… nothing happened." Millennium bug a case in point. Everyone going mad "the end of the world!!! it's been predicted!!! Make peace with your God!!"
Remember it? Jan 2nd 2000. Nothing happened and lots of suddenly silent doomsayers lost for something to do.
"I know!" says one such idiot "Lets choose 2012 for Doomsday!!"
"Yayyyy!!!" says the rest of them, clapping their hands like hypered seals, as they immediately start making up conspiracy theories to infect the internet with.
I personally believe there WILL be a disaster in 2012. It'll be caused by panicked people actually falling for the crock the multiple conspiracy theorists are putting out.
Well done site owners of the 2012 Hoax. I have put a link to this on Facebook in an attempt to educate any panicked friends, in particular a couple of my friends children who think we are all going to die horribly next year. Please keep up the excellent work, keep educating and stick with it and I shall do my best to help too.
Yours sincerely
Princess Frahaaahhh Ningynangynoo,
Chief Pilot of the Betelgeuse Interstellar Flying Saucer Acrobatic Stunt Team and Grand Poobah Chief Surgeon of the Zeta Reticuli Brain Implantation Service.
…Of course my real name is Rosie, but then I bet the people who support 2012 Doomsday won't believe that and think I AM from Betelgeuse!
Actually I am from Procyon 3…
It's nice there you should visit!






