Sigh.....

Summary:

So many different ways we are going to all die on the same day

Sigh.....

Rosie (guest) 02 Feb 2011 23:52

(I already tried to post this elsewhere on the site, so site owners please forgive a duplicate post as I am not sure i appeared or not)

Doomsday Scenario Multiple Choice:

This site is full of lies… ALL LIES!!!
We're all gonna die on Dec 21st 2010 by a giant meteor hitting us!
No wait..
The Sun's evil twin hitting us!!
No hang on that's not it…
The supermassive black hole at the centre of the galaxy influencing us and tipping us over!
No wait a sec…
An alien invasion because a woman with implanted Zeta Reticulian DNA in her brain said so!!
No it's gotta be…
Crust displacement and they even made a credible and plausible Hollywood film about it "2012" so it must be true!
Or might it be instead…
All of the above???
Who cares…

AAAARGH!!! I'M GONNA DIE….. Laughing if I hear any more of that crap.

I'm waiting for anymore daffy theories cropping up on places like the "History Channel" because after all if it's on there it must be true.
There have been so many prophesies of Doomsday over the last few years it seems plenty of idiots need to pick on something to panic about. I cannot wait until all those jackasses sheepishly emerge from their bunkers on Dec 23rd with nothing having happened with the excuse that "They just got the date wrong it'll happen next year!" Every year the same, always a doomsday date in some cult or other each decade in some year or other, just enough to make people panic, just enough to make them spend money on emergency items, buy places in sheters etc only to find…. "oh… nothing happened." Millennium bug a case in point. Everyone going mad "the end of the world!!! it's been predicted!!! Make peace with your God!!"

Remember it? Jan 2nd 2000. Nothing happened and lots of suddenly silent doomsayers lost for something to do.
"I know!" says one such idiot "Lets choose 2012 for Doomsday!!"
"Yayyyy!!!" says the rest of them, clapping their hands like hypered seals, as they immediately start making up conspiracy theories to infect the internet with.

I personally believe there WILL be a disaster in 2012. It'll be caused by panicked people actually falling for the crock the multiple conspiracy theorists are putting out.

Well done site owners of the 2012 Hoax. I have put a link to this on Facebook in an attempt to educate any panicked friends, in particular a couple of my friends children who think we are all going to die horribly next year. Please keep up the excellent work, keep educating and stick with it and I shall do my best to help too.

Yours sincerely

Princess Frahaaahhh Ningynangynoo,

Chief Pilot of the Betelgeuse Interstellar Flying Saucer Acrobatic Stunt Team and Grand Poobah Chief Surgeon of the Zeta Reticuli Brain Implantation Service.

…Of course my real name is Rosie, but then I bet the people who support 2012 Doomsday won't believe that and think I AM from Betelgeuse!

Actually I am from Procyon 3…

It's nice there you should visit!

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Tomy2011 03 Feb 2011 00:45

I thought you was against us, but I changed my mind when I read your entire post. :-)

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DieselHorseLAW 03 Feb 2011 01:04

Lol I thought the same thing when I first started reading the post, I figured it was somebody ranting about the site.

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“In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.” - Oscar Wilde

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Alene Y 03 Feb 2011 21:53

Rosie,
No problem with your sarcasm. We're enjoying your posts.

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Emperor Palpatine 03 Feb 2011 01:13

Ooh nice way to trick me there. I was about to go in rant mode.

Actually I am from Procyon 3…

Oh good! Another planet to conquer!

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Rosie (guest) 03 Feb 2011 19:59

A little bit of misdirection caused by my sarcasm implant going into overdrive!

Fear not chums, I am with you! The point was that i am sick of all the hoaxes and people declaring the end in so many different ways on the same day! I read down the rants with the responses of "Lame" and "you're wrong because (some scientist name they made up) says so!" and "You're a CIA disinformation source!" or signed "Fred Giblet Nasa Scientist"… right after making up a new doomsday scenario to post around the net. They have the same mentality as hackers. Nothing better to do than cause fear, panic and chaos… and sit back and have a laugh while it happens

I mean, how many times have you seen or heard about the little fella on the main street in a sandwich board with "The End of the World is Nigh!" On it? It must have been nigh now going on 60 years or more. I think the definition on "nigh" is soon rather than years or decades don't you?

I mean IF… and I mean a huge astronomical IF here… any of them are right I wonder what the others would say? We got the method wrong but we were right about anhililation… so there? Na ni na ni na naaaah! BLAMMO!!!

It's the vulnerable i feel sorry for as I used to be one of them as I was growing up. Children hearing these scare stories get convinced they are going to die after being alive for so short a time. it must feel like they are being taken to a firing squad on Dec 21st 2012 and executed. I have friends with young children that get frightened by such things. In the 80's when I was growing up I did too… and there seemed to a new doomsday threat at the end of every week… prophet Fred said this… Psychic Sally said that… "Modern prophet" David Ike said in 1997 we blow up (He later claimed it didn't happen because he prevented it and saved us all…convenient don't you think, but I forget how)…Mother Shipton allegedly said ".. the bridge will fall and the world is gone… in nineteen hundred and ninety one" so that was yet another year I was worried sick…etc etc. I live near Knaresbrough UK and I can tell you the bridge is still there and in no danger whatsoever of falling down for many years! I reckon people make it all up you know. Just a gut feeling.

I wonder what the next one these nuts will choose after 2012? I bet someone finds a hidden manuscript/ decodes heyroglyphics on a pyramid in Tailand/ finds yet another dat for armageddon in the bible or decodes a meaning/ discovers a book written 100 years ago by somone no one has heard of/ makes up quotes by long dead scientists so they cannot argue or sue for libel…. etc etc

Place your bets please!

They got Apohis's orbit calculation wrong and it IS going to come back and smash us and we're all gonna die?
The Prophet Flabbygut declaires that the Hadron Collider will create a portal to another dimension allowing aliens through and we'll be wiped out and we're all gonna die?
Ricky Gervais will get another go at presenting Golden Globes causing mass hysteria and panic in the streets resulting in mass euthanasia and we're all gonna die?

"You can survive Armageddon by buying one of our super duper indestructible easy to put up shelters, each equipped with 500 years worth of food and water, forcefield generator to protect against meteorite impacts, lie detector to spot those people who try and convince you there will be no arrmageddon, prepetual motion machine with industrial sized roll of tin foil to make anti radiation hats from and many other great features! Comes with complementary compact Disc player.

Order now, just $2,000,000 each. Guaranteed to survive annihilation or your money back!"

The theories get dafter!

BTW…I flew in with my Sport Model UFO that the US Government said they would kindly fix when the anti-matter reactor started to over heat when I was buzzing Denver. It's currently on a ramp in Area 51 having a service and they said it'll be ready two years next Saturday. I hope so because I'll have to clean up after our pet security creature, who's name is "Blech", has been for his walk, and he keeps leaving little globular clusters everywhere at the moment as he's not house trained.

I am awaiting pro-doomies reacting to this…. I've had a rotten day and could do with a good laugh!

Princess Frahaaahh…

Sorry!

I mean, Rosie

(I must remember the CIA told me while on Planet Earth to call myself "Rosie")

xx

PS:
Emperor Palpatine, if you choose to try and conquer us be warned as we are armed with fearsome Positronic cannon. We know it's fearsome because it backfired once and blew up "The Museum of Many Things" and we have since had to rename it "The Museum of Many Pieces." If you want to send Darth Garth or whatever his name is he'll be greeted with being scowled at and a jolly good ticking off!

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Emperor Palpatine 03 Feb 2011 20:25

Yes! It is good to know someone out there is aware of the BS doomsayers will spout out.

PS: Emperor Palpatine, if you choose to try and conquer us be warned as we are armed with fearsome Positronic cannon. We know it's fearsome because it backfired once and blew up "The Museum of Many Things" and we have since had to rename it "The Museum of Many Pieces." If you want to send Darth Garth or whatever his name is he'll be greeted with being scowled at and a jolly good ticking off!

Uh oh, that was a threat. No negotiations for you!

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Everything is proceeding as I have forseen. Wait… when did that happen?

Rosie (guest) 03 Feb 2011 21:37

I'll set Blech on you…. he's been highly trained to flick jelly beans at intruders in an aggressive manner! I won't tell you how he does it but he leaves snot trails all over the lino.

I was still a little back of the mind worried before I discovered this site a while ago, but the info here put my mind at rest so I am glad somebody took the time to collate all these wild theories and debunk them one by one, in one place. I just wish you could get more publicity and airtime as it gets especially scary for the younglings as I say. Not only them but people who are highly strung that I have a nasty feeling could literally be scared to death if you know what I mean.

Mythbusters and NASA did two programmes excellently debunking the Moon Landing Hoax on Discovery (even though there are still amoeba brained dimwits STILL diehardedly saying it was all fake with weaker excuses than I can keep a straight face to) and i wish there could be a show like this website debunking the 2012 scenario. If there isn't maybe, there can be as there's still time?

I hope someone out there makes at least one, but not at the last minute to save a lot of vulnerable people a lot of stress!

xx

Emperor Palpatine 03 Feb 2011 21:51

Yes. My friend was scared seeing the "Insitute for Human Continuity" commercial for the movie and so did my cousin. I really hope that movie industries take a lesson in that and continue making movies like Avatar or anything else that doesn't have to do with the end of the world.

There are some videos on YouTube that actually help debunk it. But due to a large amount of YouTube's community being trolls or some whackjob there are more videos "proving" that 2012 is the end or that there is a NWO. I was actually approached by someone on YouTube trying to recruit me some time ago…

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Tomy2011 03 Feb 2011 21:58

I really hope that movie industries take a lesson in that and continue making movies like Avatar or anything else that doesn't have to do with the end of the world.

I understand this anti-apocalyptic movies feeling, but the schools and parents need to educate children to have more critical thinking rather than stop making movies that are very cool if you are aware that are pure SciFi.

Emperor Palpatine 03 Feb 2011 22:25

I didn't mean just those type of movies. I was just using an example.

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Tomy2011 03 Feb 2011 23:04

Alright. :-)