Area 51 1997 call (discuss)

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Im too old for aliens

Area 51 1997 call (discuss)

Awesomeee 30 Apr 2011 04:06

Ok so i came across this in an OT discussion on a kids game , yer i was playing…

And this well kid was all like freakin scared this is what he posted

The following is a verbatim transcript from last night's Art Bell Show at
approximately 1:45 A.M. Friday Sept. 12, 1997

Art: On my Area 51 line, you're on the air, hello.

Male caller: Hello, Art?

Art: Yes

Caller [sounds frightened]: I don't have a whole lot of time.

Art: Well, look, let's begin by finding out if you're using this line
properly or not.

Caller: OK, in Area 51?

Art: Yes. Are you an employee or are you now?

Caller: I'm a former employee. I, I was let go on a medical
discharge about a week ago and, and… [chokes] I kind of been running
across the country. Damn, I don't know where to start, they're, they're
gonna, they'll triangulate on this position really soon.

Art: So you can't spend a lot of time on the phone, so give us something
quick.

Caller [voice breaking up with apparent suppressed crying]: OK, um, um, OK,
what we're thinking of as aliens, Art, they're extradimensional beings,
that, an earlier precursor of the space program they made contact with.
They are not what they claim to be. They've infiltrated a lot of aspects
of, of, of the military establishment, particularly the Area 51.

The disasters that are coming, they, the military, I'm sorry, the
government knows about them. And there's a lot of safe areas in this world
that they could begin moving the population to now, Art.

Art: So they're not doing, not doing anything.

Caller: They are not. They want those major population centers wiped out so
that the few that are left will be more easily controllable…."

Art [fragment]: …discharged…

Caller [sobbing, then fragment]: I say we g ….

[Dead air for 25 seconds, followed by theme song and repeat of Mark Fuhrman
interview talking about *bad thing to smoke* busts]

elapsed time Art: We are now on a backup system….The entire
transmitting system went down…

Anyways lets discuss aliens and area 51 , is this new? No

-Awesomeee

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Re: Area 51 1997 call (discuss)

Gary A 30 Apr 2011 13:08

There's no evidence of aliens and area 51 is a conspiracy theorists dream. There, all done.

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The great thing about science is, it's true whether you believe in it or not.

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Re: Area 51 1997 call (discuss)

Alene Y 01 May 2011 05:55

Sorry Gary,
I deleted one word since we want to keep the site clean. I didn't change your meaning, just made it a little less graphic.

Re: Area 51 1997 call (discuss)

Tomy2011 30 Apr 2011 13:12

Discuss what? There are no aliens in Area 51.

Re: Area 51 1997 call (discuss)

bikenbeer2000 01 May 2011 05:21

This reminds me of an extract from the Goon Show, when a phone call is received by the police at New Scotland Yard:
Phone rings.
Police Inspector: "Hello. New Scotland Ying. Inspector Seagoon here."
Caller (breathless and agitated): "Listen inspector, listen. Do you want to know who the Mauve Raven is?"
Police Inspector: "Yes."
Caller: "It's…" A loud bang is heard. "Aaaargh."
Police constable: "Who was it, sir?"
Inspector: "Chap reporting a murder, constable."
Constable: "Whose murder was it, sir?"
Inspector: "He didn't say."

Re: Area 51 1997 call (discuss)

Alene Y 01 May 2011 05:25

That one gave me a good laugh, Bikenbeer.

Re: Area 51 1997 call (discuss)

bikenbeer2000 01 May 2011 05:37

Yes, a disjointed phone call from Area 51 to a late-night talk show automatically strikes me as ripe for parody. That's assuming wasn't originally intended as comedy anyway.

Re: Area 51 1997 call (discuss)

Alene Y 01 May 2011 06:00

It appears that they are trying to pass it off as real. They don't seem to have a problem with claiming that the call was from Area 51 when the caller was supposedly fired a week before. I guess they must have been holding him prisoner, but with telephone privileges (sarcasm).

Re: Area 51 1997 call (discuss)

Awesomeee 30 Apr 2011 23:44

Yes i have posted on the forums over there , told them its just a conspiracy theory , but you know kids these days, some listen some dont.

Since im fresh on area 51 can you tell me whats it all about

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Re: Area 51 1997 call (discuss)

Tomy2011 01 May 2011 00:12

Saving time… here's what the Wikipedia's article says:

The story is not simple, but a few conspiracy theorists are simple to debunk.

"Its secretive nature and undoubted connection to classified aircraft research, together with reports of unusual phenomena, have led Area 51 to become a focus of modern UFO and conspiracy theories. Some of the activities mentioned in such theories at Area 51 include:
The storage, examination, and reverse engineering of crashed alien spacecraft (including material supposedly recovered at Roswell), the study of their occupants (living and dead), and the manufacture of aircraft based on alien technology.
Meetings or joint undertakings with extraterrestrials.
-The development of exotic energy weapons for the Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) or other weapons programs.
-The development of means of weather control.
-The development of time travel and teleportation technology.
-The development of unusual and exotic propulsion systems related to the Aurora Program.
-Activities related to a supposed shadowy one world government or the Majestic 12 organization.
Many of the hypotheses concern underground facilities at Groom or at Papoose Lake, 8.5 miles (13.7 km) south, and include claims of a transcontinental underground railroad system, a disappearing airstrip (nicknamed the "Cheshire Airstrip", after Lewis Carroll's Cheshire cat) which briefly appears when water is sprayed onto its camouflaged asphalt, and engineering based on alien technology. Publicly available satellite imagery, however, reveals clearly visible landing strips at Groom Dry Lake, but not at Papoose Lake.
Veterans of experimental projects such as OXCART and NERVA at Area 51 agree that their work (including 2,850 OXCART test flights alone) inadvertently prompted many of the UFO sightings and other rumors:

The shape of OXCART was unprecedented, with its wide, disk-like fuselage designed to carry vast quantities of fuel. Commercial pilots cruising over Nevada at dusk would look up and see the bottom of OXCART whiz by at 2,000-plus mph. The aircraft's titanium body, moving as fast as a bullet, would reflect the sun's rays in a way that could make anyone think, UFO.

They believe that the rumors helped maintain secrecy over Area 51's actual operations. While the veterans deny the existence of a vast underground railroad system, many of Area 51's operations did (and presumably still do) occur underground.
Several people have claimed knowledge of events supporting Area 51 conspiracy theories. These have included Bob Lazar, who claimed in 1989 that he had worked at Area 51's S-4 (a facility at Papoose Lake), where he was contracted to work with alien spacecraft that the U.S. government had in its possession. Similarly, the 1996 documentary Dreamland directed by Bruce Burgess included an interview with a 71 year old mechanical engineer who claimed to be a former employee at Area 51 during the 1950s. His claims included that he had worked on a "flying disc simulator" which had been based on a disc originating from a crashed extraterrestrial craft and was used to train US Pilots. He also claimed to have worked with an extraterrestrial being named "J-Rod" and described as a "telepathic translator". In 2004, Dan Burisch (pseudonym of Dan Crain) claimed to have worked on cloning alien viruses at Area 51, also alongside the alien named "J-Rod". Burisch's scholarly credentials are the subject of much debate, as he was apparently working as a Las Vegas parole officer in 1989 while also earning a PhD at SUNY."

The text that I put in bold is the most ridiculous claims about Area 51.
The story about Area 51 is much more complicated than that. You know, years of conspiracy theorists can give you pages of articles with pure nonsense that would keep you "depressed". A guy someday had nothing useful to do and decided to create a conspiracy theory, go figure.

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