All things considered, I speculate that such correspondence originates from someone who is either extremely bored with a very unfunny sense of humor, or someone who is extremely ill.

"Hello my friend in arms! I sure hope your living well in these days before the New World Order is established. But fear not! We will rise in such when the time comes. I hope you are able to join us. Gather your friends, neighbors and loved ones and be prepared. Time is of the essence and keep an eye out as they may be watching this message now!"

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't "My friend in arms" a Soviet term?

Well, after that, I responded with:

"You mean the New World Order that conspiracy theorists bring up constantly for fame? No, I think I have better things to 'rise up against' if you don't mind."

After that I regret putting saying I have better things to "rise up against" but maybe I should have been more specific…

Around thirty minutes later I got this:

"Fame? No my friend, they are trying to make a better future for all of us. If they do not continue what they are doing now we will have I.D. tags on us and be shoved in labor camps. There is proof all around, look at your dollar bill and you will see the mark of the Illumnati!

What other things could be more of a threat than this to rise up against? Is there some other organization that is a threat to us?? Please, you must let us now if can attain any information. I'll be here."

Theres proof on my walls and dresser? Uh oh… I better take a look.

I didn't know there was another organization that could threaten… us? I wasn't sure who or what he was referring to when he said that. But then I responded with:

"All I see is George Washington… and Abraham Lincoln.

I should have explained better. I meant to say that I have other things to do other than give funny looks to strangers that walk pass my house."

Somehow this offended him…

"Don't mock my intelligence! Do NOT fall for the governments lies! I'm sending one of my fellow agents to your door in a few moments so he can tell you how urgent this is! He will have four knocks and go by Red Fox. I must go before they trace me.

~Time is of the essence"

Well, about a few hours later the doorbell rang and it was just the UPS man.

Though regretfully, he figured out where I lived from my channel. I'm going to remove it though… And I hope no one else in my neighborhood knows him.

Well, this time I didn't respond. But he came back anyway.

"My friend! Has Red Fox come to you yet??"

I just put a simple "No."

Then he says:

"No! Are you sure you heard four knocks?? They must have caught him! No, no, no! This isn't good…. I told him to visit you. Maybe he got the wrong house."

I had enough of it by then and just decided to get it over with by saying:

"Look, I don't know who you are, but I appreciate the subscription. However, I did not ask to be involved in whatever group you are in. I do not do such things like you and this "Red Fox" person. I hope you do not know where I live and if you do I will report you to the authorities, which I know will just 'ruin your efforts' and probably cause everyone involved in your childish game to hate me. Well, honestly, I could care less. I do not like people that run around saying 9/11 was an inside job or that there are chemicals in my food that keep me under control. Leave it to the fantasy books please and do something creative in your life."

I'm sure he just had a "ragequit" moment here as I didn't get another message until four hours later saying:

"….

You just made the wrong enemy. When the New World Order comes, you will have no friends on either side. We will not help you and the government will put you in a camp or coffin. This is no game I'm afraid and I wish it was, but it isn't. When the time comes, you will hope for a quick death."

I didn't reply after that. I just blocked him and deleted his messages.